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Help Desk Character Archives: King

Year	Day/Month	Episode	Storyline
1997	26 Jun	Meet the Press	Interesting Developments
1997	24 Jul	Aftermath	Interesting Developments
1999	09 Aug	Corporate Survival	One-Off
1999	11 Aug	Spin Control	Unholy Business Practices
1999	13 Aug	Pyrrhic Victory	Unholy Business Practices
1999	25 Aug	Requiem	One-Off
2000	01 Jan	Armageddon	Y2K
2000	07 Apr	Unknown Territory	The Truth Virus
2000	09 Apr	Infection	The Truth Virus
2000	10 May	Negotiations: The Untold Story	Negotiations: The Untold Story
2000	14 Dec	Reverse Psychology	The Next Logical Step
2000	25 Dec	Merry Christmas	Merry Christmas
2000	26 Dec	Merry Day After Christmas	Merry Christmas
2000	27 Dec	Merry Day After the Day After Christmas	Merry Christmas
2001	31 Jan	Satisfied Customers Part 2	Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
2001	31 Jan	Contemplating Insanity	Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
2001	01 Jun	Obscure Gardening Tips	The Beefeater Gambit
2001	15 Aug	SirCam	SirCam
2001	06 Nov	Rallying the Troops	Cashing In
2001	07 Nov	The Field of Battle	Cashing In
2001	08 Nov	To the Victor Go the Spoils of War	Cashing In
2001	09 Nov	Simplification	Cashing In
2001	12 Nov	The Terrorist Threat	Cashing In
2001	15 Nov	Once More Into the Breech, Dear Friends	Cashing In
2001	16 Nov	Bring Some Garlic	Cashing In
2001	06 Dec	Croccodile Tears	Cashing In
2001	07 Dec	Bearer of Bad Tidings	Cashing In
2001	13 Dec	Return	Cashing In
2002	01 Jan	Happy New Year	One-Off
2002	02 Sep	The Beta Team	The Beta Team
2002	03 Sep	The Beta Team II	The Beta Team
2002	04 Sep	The Beta Team III	The Beta Team
2002	18 Oct	Like, A Testimonial, Part 5	Like, A Testimonial
2002	21 Oct	Shilling For The Man, Part 1	Shilling For The Man
2002	22 Oct	Shilling For The Man, Part 2	Shilling For The Man
2002	24 Oct	Shilling For The Man, Part 4	Shilling For The Man
2002	25 Oct	Shilling For The Man, Part 5	Shilling For The Man
2002	28 Oct	Think Differently: King	Think Differently
2002	02 Dec	On Hold Part 4	On Hold
2002	05 Dec	On Hold Part 7	On Hold
2002	06 Dec	On Hold Part 8	On Hold
2002	27 Dec	The Mascot, Continued	The Mascot
2003	21 Jan	Minor Complications	Intervention
2003	22 Jan	Charge, Retreat	Intervention
2003	23 Jan	Regrouping	Intervention
2003	24 Jan	Bushwhacking	Intervention
2003	29 Jan	Setting the Wrong Stage	Deprogramming
2003	30 Jan	A Desperate Maneuver	Deprogramming
2003	24 Feb	A New Idea	Bugs Are Cool
2003	25 Feb	Bugs Are Cool	Bugs Are Cool
2003	11 Aug	Going for Gold	Going for Gold
2003	12 Aug	Going for Gold, Continued	Going for Gold
2003	14 Aug	When The Lights Go Out On Broadway	Going for Gold
2003	15 Aug	When The Lights Go Out On Broadway, Continued	Going for Gold
2003	18 Aug	Techno-babble	Going for Gold
2003	19 Aug	Going for Gold, Again	Going for Gold
2003	20 Aug	Sucked In	Going for Gold
2003	22 Aug	Stamp of Approval	Going for Gold
2004	26 Jan	It Happened One Knight	It Happened One Knight
2004	03 Feb	Quitting the Game	Drug of Choice
2004	23 Feb	Wacky Sitcom Hijinx	Drug of Choice
2004	24 Feb	A Captivating Demonstration	Drug of Choice
2004	25 Feb	A Captivating Demonstration, Part Two	Drug of Choice
2004	08 Sep	Nuance	Bizarro Phil
2004	09 Sep	A Matter of Principle	Bizarro Phil
2004	10 Sep	One Man's Crack-up is Another Man's Vacation	Bizarro Phil
2004	13 Sep	Interruption	Bizarro Phil
2004	27 Sep	Interrogation	Bizarro Phil
2004	28 Sep	Rapid Response	Bizarro Phil
2004	01 Oct	Speak of the Devil	Bizarro Phil
2004	11 Oct	Doom	Bizarro Phil
2004	12 Oct	A Bird In The Hand Is Occasionally Useless	Bizarro Phil
2004	13 Oct	Testing the Excuse	Bizarro Phil
2004	14 Oct	Gemini	Bizarro Phil
2004	15 Oct	Me And My Shadow	Bizarro Phil
2005	27 May	Mob Rule by Committee	The Devil Makes Work...
2006	05 Apr	Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch	The Road to Binky
2006	12 Apr	Calculating the Odds	The Road to Binky
2006	13 Apr	The Standard For Any Search	The Road to Binky
2006	13 Apr	The Real Motto, Revealed	The Road to Binky
2006	17 Apr	Narrowing Down The Search	The Road to Binky
2006	18 Apr	An Educated Guess	The Road to Binky
2006	25 Apr	Blaming the Tool	The Road to Binky
2006	06 Jul	A Formula For Disaster	One-Off
2006	10 Jul	An Honest Question	Nudge-Wink Piracy
2006	11 Jul	Nudge-Wink Piracy	Nudge-Wink Piracy
2006	13 Jul	Nudge-Wink Piracy Cough Gasp Wheeze	Nudge-Wink Piracy
2006	14 Jul	Famous Last Words, A Variation	Nudge-Wink Piracy
2006	08 Aug	Kafka Was An Optimist	Kafka Was An Optimist
2006	09 Aug	Kafka Was An Optimist, Continued	Kafka Was An Optimist
2006	10 Aug	Kafka Was An Optimist, Part III	Kafka Was An Optimist
2006	11 Aug	Kafka Was An Optimist, Part IV	Kafka Was An Optimist
2006	16 Aug	Assault and Batteries	Assault and Batteries
2006	28 Sep	What I Did On My Vacation	The Road to Binky
2006	17 Oct	Team Meeting	Verandah
2006	30 Oct	NaNoNoNoNo	NaNoWriMo
2006	31 Oct	The Fix	NaNoWriMo
2006	13 Nov	Levelling	NaNoWriMo
2006	14 Nov	Forcible Extraction	NaNoWriMo
2006	15 Nov	The Spare	NaNoWriMo

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Endorsements

"Desperately Unfunny."

"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"

"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"