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Help Desk Character Archives: Mark

Year	Day/Month	Episode	Storyline
2000	23 May	Cut From The Same...	200% of Zero
2000	24 May	Silence Speaks Volumes	200% of Zero
2000	25 May	Exit, Stage Left	200% of Zero
2000	26 May	Help... of Sorts	200% of Zero
2000	29 May	I Accept	200% of Zero
2000	30 May	The Smell of Success	200% of Zero
2000	31 May	Getting to Know You	200% of Zero
2000	01 Jun	Sign On The Dotted Line	200% of Zero
2000	02 Jun	The Awful Truth	200% of Zero
2000	23 Jun	IHATEYOU Virus Part 2	IHATEYOU Virus
2000	26 Jun	Inquisition	An Unusual Configuration
2000	27 Jun	Chameleon	An Unusual Configuration
2000	28 Jun	Plan B	An Unusual Configuration
2000	29 Jun	On the Job Training	An Unusual Configuration
2000	30 Jun	The Detective at Work	An Unusual Configuration
2000	24 Jul	The Back Door	The Problem Queue
2000	14 Aug	Patent Petulance II	Patent Petulance
2000	15 Aug	Alternate Naming Conventions	Patent Petulance
2000	16 Aug	Alternate Naming Conventions II	Patent Petulance
2000	21 Sep	Shell Shock	Many Faces of Terror
2000	25 Sep	You Don't Say	Many Faces of Terror
2000	09 Oct	Waking Up Alex	Many Faces of Terror
2000	03 Nov	Watching the Cracker	Cracked!
2000	07 Dec	The Next Logical Step IV	The Next Logical Step
2000	08 Dec	The Next Logical Step V	The Next Logical Step
2000	15 Dec	Reverse Psychology II	The Next Logical Step
2000	25 Dec	Merry Christmas	Merry Christmas
2000	26 Dec	Merry Day After Christmas	Merry Christmas
2000	27 Dec	Merry Day After the Day After Christmas	Merry Christmas
2001	19 Feb	Heartbroken Aftermath	Ubersoft vs. GPF Software
2001	16 Apr	The End of Binky?	The End of Binky?
2001	17 Apr	The Monster, Unleashed	The End of Binky?
2001	18 Apr	Emergency Procedures	The End of Binky?
2001	23 Apr	Recap	The End of Binky?
2001	30 Apr	Delaying Tactics	The End of Binky?
2001	23 May	The Many Phases of Evil	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	24 May	One Of Their Own	Accounting Discrepancies
2001	02 Jul	The Birthday	The Birthday
2001	01 Aug	When Mail Attacks!	eComStation
2001	02 Aug	Time to Play	eComStation
2001	07 Aug	The Boom Drops	eComStation
2001	13 Aug	Judgement	eComStation
2001	14 Aug	Escaping Judgement	eComStation
2001	04 Sep	Love/Hate	Love/Hate
2001	05 Sep	Love/Hate II	Love/Hate
2001	06 Sep	Love/Hate III	Love/Hate
2001	07 Sep	Love/Hate IV	Love/Hate
2001	24 Sep	Here to Help	One-Off
2001	25 Sep	Impatience	One-Off
2001	30 Oct	Beta Testing, Day Two	Cashing In
2001	31 Oct	Beta Testing, Day Two (Continued)	Cashing In
2001	05 Nov	Cashing In, Continued	Cashing In
2001	14 Nov	Not Quite Finished	Cashing In
2001	07 Dec	Bearer of Bad Tidings	Cashing In
2001	13 Dec	Return	Cashing In
2001	24 Dec	Holiday Advertising II	Holiday Advertising
2001	27 Dec	A Pretty Sweet Deal	One-Off
2002	01 Jan	Happy New Year	One-Off
2002	18 Jan	Fair-Weather Friends	Competition in an Unexpected Venue
2002	04 Feb	When Bad Computers Get Worse	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	05 Feb	Mark's Descent into Hell	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	06 Feb	Succumbing to the Inevitable	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	07 Feb	All-nighter Aftermath	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	08 Feb	Downtime	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	11 Feb	Paranoia	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	12 Feb	Delusion	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	13 Feb	Psychosis	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	15 Feb	The Nutshell	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	18 Feb	The Last Straw	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	21 Feb	Yet Another Problem	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	22 Feb	The Inconceivable Truth	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	25 Feb	A Mark of Failure	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	27 Feb	Death, Taxes, Binky	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	28 Feb	Binky, Binky, Death	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	01 Mar	Thinking About Something Else	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	05 Mar	Effective Therapy	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	06 Mar	Another Run Through The Maze	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	07 Mar	Binary Mischief	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	11 Mar	Error Correction	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	12 Mar	Shooting the Messenger	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	15 Mar	Nasty Side-Effects	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	21 Mar	Bad Medicine	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	22 Mar	The Negotiator	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	25 Mar	Truth and Fiction Call It A Draw	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	28 Mar	A Few Days Later	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	29 Mar	Shut Up, Baldric	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	01 Apr	Throwing in the Towel	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	08 Apr	The Final Showdown	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	08 Apr	Return to Rationality	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	09 Apr	Taunting (A Second Time)	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	10 Apr	A Volley of Threats	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	11 Apr	The Secret Weapon	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	12 Apr	The End of the Story... Perhaps	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	15 Apr	Wrap-up	Mark's Descent into Hell
2002	08 May	Schroedinger's Plot, Continued	Schroedinger's Plot
2002	09 May	Schroedinger's Plot, Part Three	Schroedinger's Plot
2002	10 May	Schroedinger's Plot, Part Four	Schroedinger's Plot
2002	06 Jun	Jinx	One-Off
2002	29 Jul	The Game	The Game
2002	30 Jul	The Game, Continued	The Game

Poll

Endorsements

"Desperately Unfunny."

"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"

"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"