Comic Transcript

ALAN: OK, we need a plan. We need to come up with a way to defy management and keep our Unix boxes running.

JACK: We could go on strike!

ALAN: Impractical. They'd just fire us and hire overpriced Ubersoft consultants to do the work.

PAUL: We could drag our feet about the install and hope they forget.

ALAN: Tempting, but they won't forget.

JOHNNY: We could tell them we've moved everything over to Nifty Doorways, and just not do it. It's not like management is technical enough to know the difference.

(Silence.)

ALAN: Johnny... You are a genius. You'll be a great manager some day.

JOHNNY: Make up your mind.