Comic Transcript

ALAN: Mr. Dreck? What... er... what are you doing here?

ARNAULT DRECK: Well, it's funny you should ask, my boy... it seems Legal has received notice from a company called "SCO" concerning our illegal use of their intellectual property.

ALAN: Oh. Ah...

ARNAULT DRECK: It seems, says our lawyer, that SCO feels our use of the Linux operating system is some kind of IP violation.

ARNAULT DRECK: But that's impossible," I told them. "I gave orders to our IT department to standardize on Ubersoft's Nifty Doorways operating system. So we're not using Linux at all..." And of course, I'm right about that... aren't I?

ARNAULT DRECK: Well?

ALAN: Ah...

ARNAULT DRECK: If you're at all curious, the answer I'm looking for is "Yes."