Comic Transcript

(Never trust a pair of talking circles.)

A: Due to budget and time constraints, today's comic will on feature the punchline.

B: Sorry about that!

A: However, in reference to yesterday's pledge, we GUARANTEE that today's punchline is completely, 100% unique.

B: Absolutely!

A: And now, without further ado:

A: "That's terrible. What do you call it?"

B: "The Aristocrats!"

(Silence.)

A: OK, so we lied.

B: Through our teeth! Which we don't have!